FUNNY PROVERBS FROM THE NIGERIAN FILM
ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE.
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to
wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting
for them to be ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
ACTOR, PETE EDOCHIE.
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to
wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the
dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting
for them to be ripe, others are eating them with
salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break
coconut would not be able to partake in the
eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
without saying a word ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your
head only knocked off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the
Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some
day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the
wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent
space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them
out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but
allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple
though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite and why???
No 7 and 8 are very true...what do you think?
coconut would not be able to partake in the
eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl
without saying a word ends up fetching water for
guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after
withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your
head only knocked off your cap, you should be
grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the
Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like
having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some
day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the
wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent
space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them
out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but
allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple
though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.
Which number is your favorite and why???
No 7 and 8 are very true...what do you think?
